Sunday, December 11, 2011

Tyler and Eleven Pipers Piping

All Tyler wanted for Christmas was to be let into Benji’s room. It was tough being Benji’s little brother. Benji was cool. The last time Tyler knocked on his door, Benji let him in only to pin him down and fart on his head. Tyler just wanted to be cool. But his dreams were crushed with every fart and noogie sent his way. But when one day he mistook “Is that him?” for “Come in,” he could never have imagined the gift he would receive: catching Benji and ten friends passing a bong. He could see the power he suddenly acquired by the look of terror on Benji’s face.  Tyler waited until Christmas. The family was gathered deciding who should sing which parts of a Christmas Carol. Tyler chimed,  “Benji should get Eleven Pipers Piping.” Tyler would forever be welcomed in his brother’s room. 

4 comments:

blogdramedy said...

Excellent play on words and fricking great idea for this post. :-)

lenorediane.com said...

Hahahahaha! Clever. Very clever.

Lindsey said...

Thank you!

Lindsey said...

Thank you!