Saturday, December 3, 2011

Oscar and Three French Hens


Oscar threw a fist full of coins, a crumpled parking ticket, a toothpick and a dollar bill, his last to be exact, on the bar.  It was Christmas week, his unemployment had run out, and he had precisely ten days before the sheriff would be evicting his broke ass. The night was cold and the future was bleak. All Oscar wanted was a cold beer, and perhaps the company of a woman to cure his blues. But, he counted his blessings and sipped his beer. Suddenly, the door blew open, and in walked a French-themed bachelorette party, complete with penis hats and boas. Three of the more spirited girls immediately spotted Oscar and headed his way. Oscar thanked the big man upstairs. For if anything, this year, he had been nice, so Santa had delivered. This Christmas Oscar would be getting three French hens. 

3 comments:

duncanr said...

lucky Oscar !

blogdramedy said...

And a merry time was had by all... ;-)

fixitordeal said...

Yes, Oscar, there is a Santa Clause!