Thursday, December 8, 2011

Liam and Eight Maids A-Milking



It was the annual holiday rodeo complete with cutting, barrel wrestling and team roping. But the crowd favorite was always the wild cow-milking contest. Liam had been commentating for the past forty years. But since his DUI over Thanksgiving, he had lost that spark. The events passed with bland comments and dull adjectives. His non-clich├ęs were non-funny. But when a few officers from the local precinct stepped up to the gates for the wild cow-milking contest, the crowd went nuts. The station was doing this for charity, but mostly people just wanted to see them get their butts kicked. When they released the gates, the cocky officers were dragged, pummeled, and bucked as they tried to milk the beasts. Liam could not help but enjoy the wreckage, and that’s when it hit him: “Ladies and Gentleman, I think we got us eight maids a-milking!”

7 comments:

lenorediane.com said...

Who knew 'Wild Cow Milking' even existed? The visual is priceless.

Lindsey said...

I went to a rodeo in Vermont last summer and saw one of these. Having grown up in big cities, my mind was officially blown.

Carmen said...

i love that the guy's name is liam.

Lindsey said...

It's almost based on a true story : )

blogdramedy said...

If variety is the spice of life then all you BlogFestivus players are scorching! Well done. :-)

priscydora said...

ditto what Carmen said!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Yeeehaww!