Thursday, November 17, 2011

WTF, America? A Letter to Congress about Pizza

Dear Congress,

Pizza is not, never has been, and never will be a vegetable. I don't care how many votes you get. I don't care if you have a whole cup of tomato paste on that greasy, cheesy dough, how can you justify this? I'd love to hear the logic. The art of bullshit is the stuff futures are made of, right?

Can we please, do our kids a solid this one time? We've already made their futures smaller by handing them an enormous debt they will have to navigate in their adulthood.  Can we at least provide them with healthy meals at school?

I can't help but hear that old holiday classic tune, It's beginning to look a lot like special interests...

Sincerely,
A Constituent